My first day-off in months
Last night, you said you had had a dream where I’d got a blonde woman pregnant.
My first instinct was to say that
I didn’t know any blonde women.
But, you know that’s not true.
I then thought I should ask what she looked like, but I
didn’t think that that would go down too well.
I promised that I would never get anyone else pregnant, but,
then I thought: ‘What if you died or left me?
Would I have to uphold this promise if you ran off with an accountant or waiter
or passed away in a freak accident, involving
Then, I thought: ‘No. I could meet someone else.’
Two days before, you said you had a dream where I had contracted some fatal illness.
I wonder if this is some sort of test.