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yeah you’ve gotta have an opinion but
OKC is their most melodic stuff
though some people get depression from the second
side for me a song like Lucky is one
of the most languid songs ever made
lyrically and musically they recorded it
in one day and that blows my fucking mind
there’s just too many laptops on Kid A
to make a difference to man or beast when
they owed the fans some back to basics rock
britpop anthems as on The Bends with EVERYTHING
even more raw and Jonny ripping up on
his guitar not watching while Thom commands a
droid to suffer for him look I’ve heard the
Aphex Twin and it’s all blip blip bleepy bloop bloop
you can kid yourself you like anything
if you listen to it enough a lot of fans
don’t want to admit the new stuff is shit
but even they would rather hear the old classics
in the future you’ll realise what you cannot knock
Bob Towey graduated into the collapse of Western civilisation and currently works as a Cow Inseminator in Cambridgeshire, England. If you’d like to read more from Bob, other poems can be found at Gutter Eloquence, Underground Voices, Vector and in two inch high letters on a wall in Addenbrooke’s Hospital, Cambridge. On the main corridor as you go from the concourse up to the ATC. The website is www.bobtowey.com.