2 more poems by Bob Towey


Bob Towey graduated into the collapse of western civilisation and currently works as a Cow Inseminator in Cambridgeshire, England. If you’d like to read more from Bob, other poems can be found at Gutter EloquenceUnderground Voices, Vector and in two inch high letters on a wall in Addenbrooke’s Hospital, Cambridge. On the main corridor as you go from the concourse up to the ATC. The website is www.bobtowey.com.



(via Urban Dictionary)


A form invented by the French writing group Oulipo, in which each noun or substantive word in a text is systematically replaced by whatever is seven places away in the dictionary. Results vary by dictionary.


Austerity chic is fraudware for Bucky O’Hare

Austin syndrome is fraywhore for Budrys reflex

Australian water snout is frazgasm for Bud Wiseman

Austrian twins is frazzle town for bueno can’t complaino

Austrodacious is freahlfkashdlkadhflafhkafd for buff-ting-a-ling

Autextism is freaky two shoes for Buffy photographer

Authentic tea bag is frealz for bufoniforms

Authoritaah is freckle fart for bug munching savages

Authority finger is fredriechious for bugs in the rug

Autistic yawning is Fred West for build-me-up-buttercup

Auto-tune slut is freeway theory for Built to Spill

Autowanker is free will for Bukenberger

Autsling saw-face is FREE with paid order for bukkake circle of trust

Autumn surprise is free your boobs for bukowskifever

Auxiliary taint is freezing my bollocks off for bu-ku-bucks

Auzzie kiss is freezy paralysis for bulcabulary

Avacado asshole punch is fre fre fre fre pwa! for Bulgacroctanus McFadden the 2nd

Ava Devine is fregnant for Bulgarian nuclear program

Available hole is frehiggedyshniggit for bulging the onion bag

Avalon the Infected is freiocracy for bulimic steven

Avanskance is frekafrekafresh for bulky duck

Avant-bro is frekamorphic for bullshine

Avant-garde is French for bullshit




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2 thoughts on “2 more poems by Bob Towey

  1. […] to 2013! I don’t know where your poems are but I have two more, ‘N+7′ and ‘Welcome to the Intranet’, at the awesome Bad Robot Poetry […]

  2. […] If ‘Archangel’ is the first time I’ve exposed myself to you, you may be interested in seeing more. I would recommend the hospital wall-adorning Ignoring the Curve of the Earth and my extremely experimental and innovative work at Bad Robot. […]

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