Bob Towey graduated into the collapse of western civilisation and currently works as a Cow Inseminator in Cambridgeshire, England. If you’d like to read more from Bob, other poems can be found at Gutter Eloquence, Underground Voices, Vector and in two inch high letters on a wall in Addenbrooke’s Hospital, Cambridge. On the main corridor as you go from the concourse up to the ATC. The website is www.bobtowey.com.
(via Urban Dictionary)
A form invented by the French writing group Oulipo, in which each noun or substantive word in a text is systematically replaced by whatever is seven places away in the dictionary. Results vary by dictionary.
Austerity chic is fraudware for Bucky O’Hare
Austin syndrome is fraywhore for Budrys reflex
Australian water snout is frazgasm for Bud Wiseman
Austrian twins is frazzle town for bueno can’t complaino
Austrodacious is freahlfkashdlkadhflafhkafd for buff-ting-a-ling
Autextism is freaky two shoes for Buffy photographer
Authentic tea bag is frealz for bufoniforms
Authoritaah is freckle fart for bug munching savages
Authority finger is fredriechious for bugs in the rug
Autistic yawning is Fred West for build-me-up-buttercup
Auto-tune slut is freeway theory for Built to Spill
Autowanker is free will for Bukenberger
Autsling saw-face is FREE with paid order for bukkake circle of trust
Autumn surprise is free your boobs for bukowskifever
Auxiliary taint is freezing my bollocks off for bu-ku-bucks
Auzzie kiss is freezy paralysis for bulcabulary
Avacado asshole punch is fre fre fre fre pwa! for Bulgacroctanus McFadden the 2nd
Ava Devine is fregnant for Bulgarian nuclear program
Available hole is frehiggedyshniggit for bulging the onion bag
Avalon the Infected is freiocracy for bulimic steven
Avanskance is frekafrekafresh for bulky duck
Avant-bro is frekamorphic for bullshine
Avant-garde is French for bullshit
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