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More Googleseeds from Russell J Turner

Dance Dance Dance Dance

and the steps become hidden

after the age of 37

he mistook sulphuric acid for dish soap

before the device was thrown

from several caves in France

a primitive form of perspective

an envelope of second class

folded into three

or an imprisoned friend

The Maiden’s Retribution

Shot Through the Heart

it’s lamentable

equipped with only crayons and construction paper

rolling off the assembly line

in an airport hangar in Southern California

her husband took the footprints

haunted by visions of dead people

amidst the chaos of her family

the three-ring circus

or do a little nocturnal racing

or do a little nocturnal racing

or do a little nocturnal racing

 

Russell J Turner – September 2012

 

 

 

 

 

Only Slightly Bent

about to hit a brick wall

fired in a kiln or baked by the sun

a tactless or indiscreet remark

Ruins Any Chance Of A Relationship

the voice of calm and reason when chaos strikes

you married a robot

to add some vibration

wait 1 millisecond before switching on

This, however, is pretty awful

a cautionary tale on what can happen

a hotbed of sexual tension

having sex with the lights on, and video taping it

the camera illuminates the contradiction

and nearly got rear-ended

by the Ministry of Justice

in Thurrock

to help adults get over their gremlins

to help adults get over their gremlins

to help adults get over their gremlins

 

Russell J Turner – November 2012

 

 

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2 Googleseeds by Russell J Turner

Now is the time of monsters

Bologna is a ‘prototype’

so sensitive and up to date

I quietly said goodbye to my friends

a consummate actress

a sexual desire

they find acceptable

we must expect to share in their plagues

in the plunder

but this game is fun too

Remember: you’re judged on your wealth

Look no further

then please call Stephanie

Communication is key

no matter where you are

it beats the heck outta lip-synced

but she was 3 months pregnant

we’re uncovering new details

Paris Hilton offers up an apology

Kills Double Amputee

“within inches to a foot”

“within inches to a foot”

“within inches to a foot”

 

 

Nagasaki Towpath

this great slice of Birkenhead

tend to hear smokers bitching

and several other unusual spirits

using a mirror was an incredibly helpful tool

and turn your critical brain off

so that others don’t creep in

This is not arguing from a place of privilege

an object which has intrinsic value

synonymous with the meaning of life

you know the word for whiskers

Megan commented on her old habits

walking on the Champs Elysees

has a bloody history

though the posters did not mention any specific crimes

though the posters did not mention any specific crimes

though the posters did not mention any specific crimes

 

Russell J Turner


Read his blog here

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The Googleseeds keep coming from Russell J Turner, Hoorah!

 

Just another victim of the ambient morality

Time is what turns kittens into cats

go a week without using magic

in a fit of grief and rage

your votes are noticed and appreciated

soaking used stamps off envelopes

this list provides a wide variety of options

Considerable cultural immersion is possible

paying several months’ rent up front

was marvellous, so user friendly

he may be willing to pay you something

curious to see what happens over time

searching for hotels in Vietnam

We have every destination covered

returning to the hamster wheel

left him asking for more

a couple hours for trick or treating

“dwellers on either shore”

“dwellers on either shore”

“dwellers on either shore”

 

stretching my arms and scratching my palms

you have described it beautifully

having been cured of cancer

major pharmaceutical companies are not interested

Better start looking for this product and fast

simultaneously slightly more beautiful

work is broken

You Can’t Lie To Me

No machine built to date has proven more effective

less stressful and more productive

I’m going to cook tonight

My whole family loves it

Then tape down fingers three and four

different positions on the cello

(touch lightly to test, and you’ll hear a harmonic)

(touch lightly to test, and you’ll hear a harmonic)

(touch lightly to test, and you’ll hear a harmonic)

 

Read more of Russell’s poetry here and hear more here…here here!

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