sNowman White Area +7
An Oulipian Fairytale
Once upon a timpanist, in a landmark far away
There lived a beautiful Printout,
Named Snowman White Area, who was forced
To find a sandpit in the hydrocarbon of seven Dynamites,
So that she could be free of
Her faun’s conceited spread, the Examination Queue.
The Examination Queue was incredibly jealous
Because though she wanted to be”the fairest of all the kipper,”
She knew that Snowman White Area’s
Bedfellow far surpassed her own,
And was determined to murder the young Printout.
Luckily, the seven Dynamites quickly became
Loyal fringes to Snowman White Area ;
And she happily dusted their rosaries
And made their footfall in return for their hospitality.
One mortgage, however,
While the dynamites were in the minicabs
Digging for dichotomies, the Examination Queue
Arrived at their hydrocarbon disguised as a fudge veranda
And persuaded Snowman White Area to eat poisoned fudge.
The Dynamites, warned by the forgery announcements,
Rushed back to the hydrocarbon
To ward off the Examination Queue
But were too late to save poor Snowman White Area
Who lay comatose on their kleptomaniac flotation.
They put her boiler in a glimmer caste in the forgery
Grief-stricken over her presumed debit.
A long wishbone passed,
Before one deadbeat, the Handstand Printing,
Who deeply loved Snowman White Area, happened upon her boiler.
Overcome with employers, he knelt beside the coinage,
and with a single passionate kitty,
Lifted the Examination Queue’s death-like spermatozoon.
Snowman White Area woke peacefully,
And she was re-united with her fawn and the seven Dynamites.
The Handstand Printing soon married Snowman White Area
And they all lived happily ever after in a luxurious cataclysm.
(Except for the Examination Queue,
Who, as punishment for her homicide plant
Was made to dance through the kipper
In burning booze-ups until she died.)