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More Googleseeds from Russell J Turner

Dance Dance Dance Dance

and the steps become hidden

after the age of 37

he mistook sulphuric acid for dish soap

before the device was thrown

from several caves in France

a primitive form of perspective

an envelope of second class

folded into three

or an imprisoned friend

The Maiden’s Retribution

Shot Through the Heart

it’s lamentable

equipped with only crayons and construction paper

rolling off the assembly line

in an airport hangar in Southern California

her husband took the footprints

haunted by visions of dead people

amidst the chaos of her family

the three-ring circus

or do a little nocturnal racing

or do a little nocturnal racing

or do a little nocturnal racing

 

Russell J Turner – September 2012

 

 

 

 

 

Only Slightly Bent

about to hit a brick wall

fired in a kiln or baked by the sun

a tactless or indiscreet remark

Ruins Any Chance Of A Relationship

the voice of calm and reason when chaos strikes

you married a robot

to add some vibration

wait 1 millisecond before switching on

This, however, is pretty awful

a cautionary tale on what can happen

a hotbed of sexual tension

having sex with the lights on, and video taping it

the camera illuminates the contradiction

and nearly got rear-ended

by the Ministry of Justice

in Thurrock

to help adults get over their gremlins

to help adults get over their gremlins

to help adults get over their gremlins

 

Russell J Turner – November 2012

 

 

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2 Googleseeds by Russell J Turner

Now is the time of monsters

Bologna is a ‘prototype’

so sensitive and up to date

I quietly said goodbye to my friends

a consummate actress

a sexual desire

they find acceptable

we must expect to share in their plagues

in the plunder

but this game is fun too

Remember: you’re judged on your wealth

Look no further

then please call Stephanie

Communication is key

no matter where you are

it beats the heck outta lip-synced

but she was 3 months pregnant

we’re uncovering new details

Paris Hilton offers up an apology

Kills Double Amputee

“within inches to a foot”

“within inches to a foot”

“within inches to a foot”

 

 

Nagasaki Towpath

this great slice of Birkenhead

tend to hear smokers bitching

and several other unusual spirits

using a mirror was an incredibly helpful tool

and turn your critical brain off

so that others don’t creep in

This is not arguing from a place of privilege

an object which has intrinsic value

synonymous with the meaning of life

you know the word for whiskers

Megan commented on her old habits

walking on the Champs Elysees

has a bloody history

though the posters did not mention any specific crimes

though the posters did not mention any specific crimes

though the posters did not mention any specific crimes

 

Russell J Turner


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2 Googleseeds by Russell J Turner

Grammar for a video age

What parents need to know

This booklet is in the public domain

The rules vary from country to country

This report draws on the replies

I am an amateur I’m trying to improve

Is fully-auto really necessary?

Inconsistent trigger pull

I’m leery of bending the sear myself

Consumers with mortgage trouble should talk to their lender

The earlier you make contact, the more options there are available

Maps take a whole new turn

Maps take a whole new turn

Maps take a whole new turn

 

It will all be over by Christmas

Every time they came up with a big plan

start pelting him with shit until he begs for mercy

Idiotic and incoherent language

“alternative”

it immediately succeeded in its aim

hospitals are pathetic

The memorandum said

a second bilateral loan agreement

we all win together or we all lose together

It’s a complicated question

This could be a real relationship that has hit a rough patch

I really do love him with every ounce of my heart

I love him. With every ounce of my heart.

I love him. With every ounce of my heart.

 

Russell J Turner

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Two Googleseed poems by Russel J Turner

Russell J Turner is a poet, actor and broadcaster based in Norwich. He is founder and host of headCRASH cabaret, a member of the 28 Sonnets Later collective, and recently worked with Shake The Dust, a national youth slam initiative. He has produced two poetry chapbooks and been published in a number of print and online journals. You can read more at http://mercyfucker.blogspot.com and hear more athttp://soundcloud.com/russelljturner/sets

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1) Feed seed phrase/title/first line into Google

2) Go to first suggested page and pick a phrase from that page for the next line

3) Feed that phrase into Google

4) Repeat until looping occurs

 

 GOOGLESEEDS

 

Always verify your witchcraft

Things get worse under pressure

Mother nature is a bitch

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Marching through the night

Long vowel sounds

Your chance to beat the clock

Include all possible safety measures and controls

“What it is supposed to do”

The hotel is still situated in the middle of nowhere

A great buffet with endless breads

A group of fun-loving drag queens

Beer, bikes and free swag?

Equal parts obstacle course

Run from a mob of angry cherry famers

Run from a mob of angry cherry famers

Run from a mob of angry cherry famers

 

Funny, it worked last time

Encoding in Strings are Evil Things

Size is fairly easy to measure

in the practise of forestry

the telephone lines have been completely down

manage any unwanted calls

box to avoid any confusion

my sincerest apologies go out to that nice Argentinian

people can change and we should learn to forgive

the three letters I’ve chosen

to travel a curved course

develops the key skills required for successful adventure

develops the key skills required for successful adventure

develops the key skills required for successful adventure

 

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